And the EPIC begins

To those who have journeyed far and wide to see the boring "Test" screen, know that your wait has not been in vain.

The storm that has been brewing behind loopine.com has produced an assortment blue Post-It notes brimming the inside of my journal like a chihuahua painting a mural - spontaneously working with 100% ambition and 0% plan. This is the first attempt at bringing cohesiveness to the ramblings of humour that is my life - and not really an attempt at all the get loopine running off the ground. I'll hold ALL my cards until I find the deck again.

A little about me you ask? TOO BAD. Chances are you already know about me already, or you will unfortunately know me soon enough if you are so silly as to keep reading this in the future.

What to expect? Toilet clogging groans, puns, jokes, fails, or horrible irony. Basically this is the worst blog you could possible have signed up to be reading. I mean really it wasn't even supposed to be a blog. It was supposed to be a web comic. Maybe someday I'll raise to likes of Ze Frank or xkcd - but that is much out of my artistic grasp for now.

Is EPIC a clever pun for e-pic? Clever - too clever. Go back to your own blog foreshadowing!

Anyway, I'm working on getting something up for the site. Low expectations.... arise!!!